Punk

We are gonna make punk great again: No more conservative punks!

  • Michale Graves will be sent to Punk Reeducation school. We will not have reeducation camps because those have some seedy associations from the past.
  • John Lydon will be deported - if any country would actually accept him.
  • We will research Ghostbusters-style technology in hopes of hunting down and capturing the ghost of Johnny Ramone.
  • Exene Cervanka will be sent to the library, a place she used to work, until she reads enough books to counteract the conspiracy theories that she commonly spouts.
  • Duane Peters will be legally banned from making any new music until he talks with Exene after she has been cured of her affliction.

    • If you know of any other well-known Conservative Punks, please let us know so that we can work on a solution. Solutions are good for all of us!